Fiction
Stupid Dog, Smart Dog
Danielle
The garbage
man came and so it must be Tuesday. Mom keeps Max locked in the
house so he won’t chase anyone or bark.
Stupid dog.
On Tuesdays my brother has baseball practice.
He thinks he’s so cool. He walks around in his uniform. Mom
says some day I will play baseball too. My brother says kids like
me don’t get to play baseball.
I’m outside because they made me feel stupid
again. Mom said to take the bathroom trashcan and empty it into
the big trashcan, then to take the bathroom trashcan upstairs.
I heard her, I really did, but I forgot. I
left the trashcan with the big trash and the garbage truck took it away.
Stupid garbage truck.
“Reese, it’s time for dinner.” It was my
mom. She told my brother and sister not to laugh at me, but when
she isn’t looking they do.
We had pizza for dinner. Pizza with sausage
and pepperoni like my sister likes, not cheese pizza like I like.
Stupid pizza.
The nest day it rained. I had to wear my
yellow raincoat to school. Yellow is a girl’s color.
Doesn’t my mom know that?
I hate school. I have to get off the bus in my
stupid yellow raincoat and go to breakfast. My teacher, Miss
Lavonne, is nice. Most of the kids are nice. But some of
them are mean. Like if I go to the bathroom by myself, they might
ask me, ”What’s it like to be in the retarded class?” I’m not
retarded. I can read. It’s not my fault I’m in the small
class.
On Saturday I saw my father. He likes my
brother and sister more than he likes me. I can tell. He
took us to the zoo and bought us churros. I got the broken
one. If it’s broken or smaller or uglier, I will probably get it.
On Sunday, my brother broke his arm. Serves
him right. He was trying to catch a ball and he missed. Now
he has a little bell that he rings every time he needs something.
My mom hates that stupid bell. Me too.
When I was watching TV on Tuesday, I heard my sister
scream, “Mom! Max is gone!”
Suddenly, everyone went crazy. My mom went out
of the house calling his name. My sister went after her screaming
it. Even my brother, who said he couldn’t walk because he had a
broken arm, came downstairs.
I said, “He was probably chasing the garbage truck,”
but noone heard me.
My mom and my sister came back. My sister was
crying. My mom was upset too, I could tell. She said she
would call the Humane Society in the morning. My brother started
to cry.
We sat down together to eat, but noone was hungry
and noone wanted to talk.
“On Tuesdays the garbage truck comes,” I said.
“Max likes to chase the garbage truck.”
At first, noone said anything.
“Are you sure, sweetheart?” my mom asked.
“Yes. He always tries to get at the garbage
man,” I said.
My brother and sister looked hopefully at my mom.
“Lets go kids,” she said. We left our dinner
on the table and got into the car. No raincoats even.
“The garbage truck goes that way and then it turns left,” I said.
My mom drove down the street, then turned
left. After a few blocks, we saw a dog walking toward us.
It was Max.
My mom stopped the car and we all ran out crying,
“Max! Max!”
Max ran to us and we all crouched around him and
hugged him. A car honked and drove around us, but we didn’t care.
“Now Max, no more chasing the garbage truck, do you
hear?” Mom said.
We all got into the car. My brother and my
sister wanted Max to sit next to them, but he sat on my lap. He
was heavy.
Smart dog.
Danielle © 1986. Used
with the permission of the author.
Fiction