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Elaine is an executive in the health care industry. She forwarded to us the following transcript of a 911 call she made. We present it without comment. [Editors.]

The 911 Call

            Working with special needs adults for many years, I've made quite a few medical emergency calls.  But none have been like the one I experienced on September 15th, 2016 when staff came running in to my office and asked if I  would call 911 on the land line.  

Me--Dialed 911.  The phone rang and rang.  Figured I mis-dialed.   Hung up and this time really paid attention to the numbers I was dialing.  Again, the phone rang and rang but I knew that I did dial correctly this time.  No wonder the staff asked me to call on the land line.  Finally a voice answered.

911--inaudible female voice.

Thinking--Every time I've called in the past, the dispatcher on the line always says "911 what is your emergency".  What the .....

Me--Is this 911???

911--Yes.  Do you have a problem.

 Thinking--No.  Really don't have anything better to do.   

911--Where are you calling from.

 Thinking--You should know.  It should be on your screen.

Me--2300 West Main Street.

911--What is the problem.

Me--One of our participants is having a grand mal seizure. (For those unaware, we've had two participants die as the result of a grand mal.)

911--What kind of business is this.

Thinking--WHAT!!!!!

Me--We have a day program for intellectually disabled (current politically correct term) adults.  One  of the participants is having a grand mal seizure.  She has a history of seizures.  We need the paramedics.

911--So she's having a seizure. 

Thinking--No.  I'm making it up. 

Me--Yes.

911--Need to put you on hold.

Thinking--WHAT!!! Is this some kind of a joke.  I'm on hold and this is a medical emergency!!!

911--(Another person picks up the phone.)  What is the emergency.

Thinking--Didn't she tell you.

Me--One of our day program participants is having a grand mal seizure.  She has a history of having about five grand mals a year.  This is one of them. 

911--Is she still seizuring.

Me--No.  She stopped seizuring but is now unresponsive.

911--We'll send the paramedics.

Thinking--Finally!!!

Me--Thanks.  We'll be waiting for them.

About 15 minutes later, the paramedics arrive.  (The fire station is a half a block down the street!  We literally could have run down to the station and come back in the time we wasted on the phone with the 911 "operator". )

Gave them our participant's face sheet and she was put in the ambulance with one of our staff accompanying her and taken to the hospital to be checked out. 

Lesson Learned--Don't call 911 and expect someone trained to actually answer your call--especially if you're in [Anytown].  All the staff and I could think was "thank God this wasn't more serious than it actually was". 



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